Saturday, July 16, 2011

Star Wars pick up lines

The guy who said a ‘Jedi feels no passion’ never met me.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

I find your lack of nudity disturbing.

I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts.

I feel a great disturbance... in my pants.

Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!

Hey princess, great buns!

Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'.

Bet my lightsaber’s bigger than his is.

Come with me…. The Force will be with you!

Is that a lightsbaer in your pants? or are you just happy to see me?

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