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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Son of Megatron

so a family recently decided that if 1,000,000 people liked their facebook event, would name their unborn child Megatron after the villain from Transfromers. The estimated due date of the child is October 11th and are currently expecting a boy.

Go to this link: HERE and vote for this child to be made fun of for the rest of his life.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Star Wars pick up lines

The guy who said a ‘Jedi feels no passion’ never met me.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

I find your lack of nudity disturbing.

I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts.

I feel a great disturbance... in my pants.

Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!

Hey princess, great buns!

Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'.

Bet my lightsaber’s bigger than his is.

Come with me…. The Force will be with you!

Is that a lightsbaer in your pants? or are you just happy to see me?

Friday, July 15, 2011

The End of Harry Potter

Its been an amazing ride, hasn't it? Whether you loved the books by J.K. Rowling or just love the film adoptions. Happy Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 has been released, which marks the end of the Saga. We've seen 3 characters from their first year of Hogwarts grow up to see them sending their children off to school in the same fashion. This was a truly fitting end to the story.

In the movie Harry Potter faces his own mortality in the hands of the powerful dark wizard Voldemort. An epic battle of life and death on the grounds of Hogwarts both visually stunning and with character. The only thing I could suggest to make it better was if a kid yelled "Because I'm a Wizard, Bitch" as he drops another magic caster. The students at Hogwarts are heavily out matched in terms of skill and power. teh body shows the deep difference between the two sides. This leads to the end of many of the beloved characters from the previous films. Even with the passing of so many our 3 main protagonist stayed true to the path needed to carry on with Harry being asked to make the ultimate sacrifice.


This movie was worth paying to see and I recommend it to everyone. 4.5/5

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Nerd Music Videos

Some of these music video are parodies and some are pure genius...

MC Frontalot - Bizarro Genius Baby


The Guild: Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

If I was captin Hammer I would nail Felicia Day!


Roll a D6


Tonight I'm Frakking You

When I wake up after Comicon, this is usually what my memories look like.


If you know of any great nerd videos let us know!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Episode 11 Transformers 3 and The Avengers Cartoon

This episode is nicknamed racist robots for good reason.

Episode 11 Part 1


Episode 11 Part 2


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Monday, July 11, 2011

"Angry Birds" film in the works

Sounds like those birds are about to get even angrier. That’s right, the hit mobile phone application Angry Birds is getting the film treatment. For those not familiar, the premise of Angry Birds is that some evil pigs have kidnapped the eggs of the birds. Consequently, these birds become very very angry. Unable to cope with this loss, the birds turn retaliation. Via a slingshot they destroy the pigs’ structure, free the eggs and kill the pigs.

My initial reaction to this news was, “Wow, that’s stupid.” However, I realize that that doesn’t matter. That is the essence of Angry Birds. That’s how it starts.

First you hear about it and it sounds kinda stupid.

Then you play it a few times and you’re like “eh, stupid…but entertaining. Good way to kill some time.”

Finally, a few days later it’s, “Ah c’mon! That’s bullshit! Fuckin’ smug pig bastards….”

It hooks you.

Like the game, I somehow expect this movie to work. Why you ask? I’m not sure; lets chalk it up to morbid curiosity. Anyway, I must go. Those birds are not a patient bunch. You might even say, they’re a bit perturbed.